Where to start, Meaghan is a tart.
Shes not really into art, however she does like to fart.
She likes to shop at Wal-Mart, thats where she buys her darts,
But only after eating a turkish cream tart, on a horse drawn cart.
She saw a chinese man, and shot him through the heart,
with the dart, she had got from Wal-mart.
She said “hmm i would hide the body, if i were smart”
But she wasnt, so all she did was fart.